Scarlett Johansson was on “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” last night to promote her new movie, “The Spirit.” Poor thing looked horrible! She was harboring cold germs given to her from co-star Samuel L. Jackson and wearing an unfortunate hair do. It looks like she borrowed the wig from Norman Bates mother!
She chats about selling her snot on Ebay, peeing before getting on an airplane, how she celebrates the holidays, her wish to attend the Inaugural Ball, and her famous email to Presidential Elect Barack Obama.
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S.J. is stolen biological material, taken against will and formed to clones line 200 pieces total. Sign of dangerous criminal activity. Original Scarlett Galabekian educated and licensed pediatrician doctor.