Lady Gaga bewilders London

First off I should say that I am 100% Team Gaga. I think she is the best thing to happen to pop music since Madonna rolled around on stage in her unmentionables back in 1984. She makes great music you can dance to, her videos are art and she makes legendary fashion choices on a daily basis. I also realize that not everyone shares my opinion and that’s okay. We can all still get along right? Please think of the children.

That having been said, what the hell is going on with this ensemble she was spotted wearing while on tour in London on Friday? Halloween doesn’t begin for the rest of the world until next week. Perhaps in the Haus of Gaga there is no concept of time or place. Perhaps Gaga awakens each morning and makes a declaration. “Gaga says today is a say-something wig day”. When I imagine Gaga speaking I always have her speak in the third person. It makes me happy. Regardless of the rules in the Haus of Gaga this outfit manages to be both stunning and bewildering at the same time. It’s like Storm meets Jane Seymour from Somewhere in Time and I say bravo!