Some days the internet doesn’t give you anything to work with. Earlier I read that some asshat wants to remake The Crow and stick Mark Wahlberg in it. Now I have nothing against Mr. Wahlberg and his abilities but enough with the remakes already!

I swear I wouldn’t be shocked if I heard that M. Night Shymalan was remaking Inception with Gilbert Godfried. Where will it end? I’ll tell you where…nowhere, and there I’ll be hiding in my home theater rewatching reruns of The Golden Girls and drooling in my cereal.

But then something emerges from the murky depths to restore my faith in humanity. Today that something was this little slice of amazing that Eva Longoria has released into the world.
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