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I know that I have been reluctant to cover Jersey Shore in the past but I KNOW how much you guys love it so we have Renia, our honorary guidette who is going to keep you up to date with all things from the Shore.

To recap season three, it has shown us so far that some people never change and others get more boring by the minute. With the addition of new cast member Deena one can expect sparks between all of the Jersey Shore roommates.

However one quickly sees that Sammi is still thinking about herself, Ronnie and how much no one likes her, because the world revolves around Sammi .

As much as I wanted to like her, she makes me want to punch her in the throat. What’s worse is her boo Ronnie. The man has denial down to a science, he will not admit to anything! He will play it off as if it’s old news, but never till this day has he apologized for the debauchery that went down while he was in Miami.

Sammi realized she has alienated all the women that used to be in her corner and is trying to back track. Especially after she acted like a complete twat towards new cast member Deena. It was huge of Sammi to apologize to Snooki and Deena, but of course she hasn’t and probably won’t apologize to Jwoww. Deep down inside I’m glad about this because I can’t wait to see Jwoww and her go at it for round two.

After all, there is nothing more attractive than two guidettes going at it for the sole reason of, wait why do they hate each other? Let’s revisit this. Ronnie was doing his thing in Miami. Snooki and Jwoww decided to write an anonymous letter to Sammi revealing Ronnie’s adventures in South Beach. When Sammi found out who wrote the letter she got mad at the girls for writing the letter and not telling her face-to-face. Ronnie got away scot-free. Yeah that makes sense. Ronnie dogs Sammi out, she finds out, fights Jwoow and cuddles with Ronnie.

Snooki got herself into some trouble early on this season. She showed us that not only could she act like an ass clown at the club but she can also wake up, wear the same dress to work and keep the party going. Snooki went to work with a blanket and told her boss she wasn’t feeling well. When he called her out on her for being drunk she denied it and went on about her business.

During an early break she said she was going out for coffee but instead grabbed a beer. She also snuck some of said beer to her job then after work took some shots with some grown people at the bar!

Sadly enough this episode made Snooki seem like the perfect character to be shown on Intervention. Did I mention she was still wearing the dress she wore the night before? I bet you she didn’t even change her underwear…yuck!

Anyhow, she met up with Jwoww and Deena on the beach and acted the fool. Jwoww kept trying to calm her down and get her out of the beach but Snooki was not trying to hear it. Eventually the police got involved, just trying to help, and got verbally attacked by the drunken Snooker.

We later on find out that she is still working through her break up with Emilio. Lucky for her that Jwoww’s friend Roger has a friend Nick who happens to be perfect for her. He’s perfect for her, for right now. She got her “nice juice head gorilla”.

Jwoww and Roger, sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G. That’s the song that comes to mind when I see the two frolicking around on the boardwalk. Seeing how Tom pushed her into Roger’s arms it’s only right that Jwoww explore her feelings for the old friend Roger. However I think she forgot that Tom was back home with all of her stuff including her two dogs. There seems to be a lot of chemistry between Roger and Jwoww, but she is playing with fire.

No matter what problems you have with Tom, end that before you start anything else. She decided after spending the night with Roger she has had enough of Tom. Whatever it is he is doing to her. They are obviously not showing us all of that. Roger and her slept in the same bed and that’s all they did, sleep. Jwoww was very surprised and this was enough to push her over the edge and end it with Tom. Tom calls her the next morning and Jwoww lets him have it.

While her roommates listen in, whatever she had on her mind she let it out and pretty much ended their relationship over the phone. Tom had the last laugh though; he moved out, took her bed and left her dog’s home alone for two whole days with the air conditioning off. He also took a sentimental watch and an external hard drive.

Next we see Jwoww take a drive back home with Snooki and have a little breakdown at the site of her missing things. Don’t worry Jwoww, what goes around comes around, I wish diarrhea upon him for the next three months.

There you have it, the Jersey Shore cast is back with a bit more drama than usual and if the previews are anything to look forward to we should see Sammi leaving the house for good. I can’t wait!

Catch an all new episode of Jersey Shore, Thursday nights at 10 pm only on MTV.