Unless you’ve playing Diablo 3 day and night and not paying attention to the world then you know that Dallas returns on TNT next Wednesday night causing children of the 1980s to erupt with fits of joy. The original series ran 14 seasons so there is a lot of backstory there and if you aren’t old like me and watched it all then I can imagine how you may be hesitant to dive in. Well TNT has your back. Check out this video that tells you all you need to know about the Ewing world, minus an affair or two.
Those are the basics. What they left out is that Sue Ellen used to be a drunk and Bobby’s first wife Pam (Victoria Principal) exploded in flames with an oil tanker at the end of season ten, had plastic surgery, contracted a terminal illness and vanished. She has never been declared dead. I won’t hold my breath for her return now but that would be SWEET! They also left out the third Ewing brother Gary who spent 14 seasons on Knots Landing.
Dallas 2012 looks like loads of fun. Tune into TNT on Wednesday night at 9pm.