Last week on Desperate Housewives it was revealed that Beth’s mother is Felicia Tillman, which was a shock to no one. I am not sure who is crazier in this scenario, Felicia for concocting an elaborate revenge plot that involves sending her daughter to seduce Paul in prison and then marry him, or Beth for going along with it. [Read more...]
Things are getting hot on Wisteria Lane and it isn’t because of the weather. The all knowing voice of Mary Alice tells us that the word of the week is humiliation, and there is plenty of it to go around.
It is Halloween on Wisteria Lane and everyone finds out what they are really afraid of. Thankfully, the scariest thing in the neighborhood isn’t Gay Lee in drag. There wasn’t much forward momentum this week but some fun was had and there was significant improvement in my campaign against seeing Teri Hatcher in her underwear. Sadly, I will have to invent a whole new drinking game now.
Creepy Paul is back on Wisteria Lane this year and from the looks of things he is going to be acting creepy all season. In case you haven’t been following along for the past six seasons, Paul is the guy who’s wife Mary Alice committed suicide in season one and now narrates the show from her omniscient perch in heaven. Like she has nothing better to do in the afterlife than gossip about her neighbors. I don’t even know my neighbors. I love Desperate Housewives. I think of it as this generation’s Knots Landing, so meet me at the mailbox and I’ll tell you what’s been going on.
Bree is alone again and having urges, and who can blame her with hunky Brian Austin Green [Read more...]
On again/Off again love is splendid for Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green. The former Transformers star and her Smallville beau frolicked in Maui’s beautiful beaches on Saturday, May 29th, 2010.
Megan showed off her fit bod in a black bikini which showed off not only her toned abs and legs but also a special tattoo on the right hand side of her bikini line that says, “Brian” as a special tribute to her fiance. I wonder if she has tried to get it removed one of the millions of times they have split up?
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Lady Gaga won’t spread it for Playboy —-> AmyGrindhouse
Yessica Alba makes a great mom! —-> Jissip
Mel Gibson rox a Guidostache! —> CelebrityVIp Lounge
Megan Fox & that guy break up —-> JustJared
This dork is so awesome! —> Ten Gossip
Bridget Marquardt brings sexy back —> Splash
