He may have a girly voice but does he really need a stimulant to Bend it Like Beckham?

David Beckham, Sean Connery and Keanu Reeve’s are mighty pissed off today.  Footage of these mega-stars are currently being used in a Chinese commercial to promote the use of a viagra-like drug named USA Selikon!

The video shows Beckham on the soccer field scenes of him and wife Victoria with his voiced is dubbed over with Chinese voices saying,

“Want to know how I can keep being strong and running on the football field? USA Selikon capsules help me a lot.

“It’s also the secret weapon with which I can satisfy Victoria.”

Actor Sean Connery is shown in scenes from Indiana Jones saying,

“I turned 70 this year. But with the help of USA Selikon capsules, I was praised by Barbara that I’m still THE James Bond, forever 25.”
“I have told all my aged friends, You should try USA Selikon capsules.”

Finally it shows actor Keanu Reeves giving an interview where he seems to say,

“The feelings after my kidneys got washed by USA Selikon capsules are surprising. And my girlfriends were also surprised.”

This is not the first time something like this has happened to celebrities but a sales manager for the product is standing by their advert saying authorities had approved the broadcast and will continue to be shown in cities across China.

The sad part is, Chinese fans are believing the adverts and are making fun of Beckham, Reeves and Connery for their participation.

I smell a lawsuit coming on!