Evan Peters

February 23, 2012

REVIEW: American Horror Story “Piggy Piggy”

I have renewed faith in the future of American Horror Story. The Halloween two-parter reeled me back in from the brink of just saying fuck it and now I’m slowly being sucked in again. That’s not to say there weren’t some problems with “Piggy, Piggy” but they were far outweighed by the good.

I’m not going to lie. The opening minutes of “Piggy Piggy” were hard to watch. Even though it happened 12 years ago Columbine is still difficult for me to get my head around. Plus, part of me really wanted to believe that Tate (Evan Peters) didn’t kill fifteen of his classmates at Westfield High in 1994. The real mystery now is why. They certainly held nothing back here and the scene was probably the most tense and frightening thing I’ve seen on television in a while. It also showed us that Tate was gunned down in the house by the police shortly after the massacre and doesn’t seem to be at all aware he is dead.

This new information doesn’t sit well with poor misunderstood Violet (Taissa Farmiga) who is dangerously close to a psychotic meltdown of her own. One on hand she has a new BFF who has a drug problem and a fetish for Biblical horrors. On the other she has fallen for a guy who is not only dead but gunned down fifteen people for no good reason and now he’s in love with her. No wonder she fantasizes about cutting herself and winds up with a gut full of prescription sleeping pills. Thankfully her tortured boyfriend is always lurking and manages to save her from herself. She doesn’t seem too keen on the idea but can’t resist a good snuggle.

Meanwhile Vivien (Connie Britton) is too focused on her Devil baby to notice the angst party going on upstairs. Heck everyone is focused on the Devil baby lately. Moira (Frances Conroy) refuses to be fired so she can hang around to help and Constance has taken to dropping by with some nastiness called “sweetbreads” which are neither sweet nor bread like. Paula Deen would not approve. These culinary experiments in terror are “for the good of the baby” Constance tells her and Moira immediately serves them up. Vivien chows down on some fried pancreas and then gobbles up some cow brain like its pumpkin pie. Moira also offers her opinion about Ben and his cheating, something she seems to have some experience with.

Constance (Jessica Lange), while fabulous in a scary Tallulah Bankhead sort of way is the kind of neighbor that most people would file restraining orders against. She lets herself in all the time and this week goes so far as to invite her friend Billie (Sarah Paulson) over to help Violet realize her potential as a medium. Granted, she used to live in the house back when Tate was first getting trigger happy but I have to wonder why she ever sold the place if she couldn’t bear to move any further away than next door and spends more time in her old house than her new one. At any rate, Billie with the vulgar nail polish gives Violet some advice about dealing with the dead and even lets Constance chat with the poor departed Adelaide who doesn’t seem at all upset she has passed on. I guess the afterlife is more appealing than more time in her special mirrored closet.

Ben (Dylan McDermott) is back in the house treating patients because somebody has to make some money around here right? His patient this week is Derek (Eric Stonestreet from Modern Family), a man afraid of everything but especially afraid that urban legends are true and he will die because of one. The focus of his paranoia lately involves the Piggy Man who is essentially Bloody Mary in the form of an angry pig farmer from 19th century Chicago. While this new addition to the urban legend catalog was creepy in its own right it really served no purpose in the context of the episode or the copious amounts of mythology being vomited at us every week. Piggy Man would have made a very good episode of Supernatural but didn’t work at all for this. Derek’s story doesn’t end well at all but since it didn’t end in the house (and Eric Stonestreet is a busy guy) I doubt we’ll see him again. It did establish that Ben will be around the house still despite having been thrown out by Viv after his diddling with Hayden was revealed.

American Horror Story still has some kinks to work out but I think I’m sold on it finally. I still think the narrative is too disjointed and I think they need to reel it in a bit and focus, but each week the show seems a little closer to finding their groove. As for the characters, I don’t know how I feel about Tate now. His sexy angst thing is appealing but now I wonder what will happen if Violet ever does reject him. And why did he do what he did? Was it the house?

Check back in with the Harmons next Wednesday with “Open House”.

American Horror Story: Halloween Part 2

American Horror Story got about the business of answering some questions this week in Halloween Part 2 but I still think this show has way too many irons in the fire. Keeping up with it all is more exhausting than deciphering Lost. It is Halloween still and according to the rules the ghosts that haunt this house can all walk free for one night only.

As last week’s episode came to a close it looked as if Violet was spirited away to an unknown fate by the Rubber Man as Larry the Burn Guy squawked and stomped around on the front porch. This week we find out that no such thing happened. Rubber Man vanished, Larry (Denis O’Hare) left after scaring some trick-or-treaters and Tate showed up to whisk Violet away for their date. Once this fact has been established by a quick cell phone call Ben (Dylan McDermott) grabs the nearest shovel and sets out to dispose of Hayden again. Instead he finds Larry and assumes that he and Hayden are plotting to extort money from him. Ben doesn’t catch on very fast does he?

Hayden (Kate Mara) is a persistent little thing and torments poor Viv about Ben’s trip to Boston. Her trick of writing ASK HIM in the steam on the bathroom mirror was especially effective considering she wasn’t in the room at the time. But making Viv (Connie Britton) think she had cooked the dog was just cruel and made me dread the inevitable reboot of Fatal Attraction. When the two finally do come face to face it isn’t pretty as each finds out the other is pregnant with Ben caught in the middle and he’s forced to come clean. I know someone who’ll be sleeping on the couch forever.

Down at the beach Violet’s date with Tate (Evan Peters) is going well and he continues to be adorably tortured until a group of high school kids show up who are either wearing the best Halloween makeup ever or are dead. I am going with dead, and they have a bone to pick with Tate who quickly gets Violet out of there and back home. It isn’t long before the kids show up again and Tate leads them on a chase around the neighborhood. When they finally corner him they want answers about why he killed them, but he has no idea who they are. This adds more fuel to my suspicion that Tate is dead and doesn’t know it, but it opens up a whole other can of worms such as how did Tate become Ben’s patient, who is paying the bill and who did Ben call to tell them he couldn’t treat him anymore? Plot holes like this are usually reserved for Glee so I hope they tie all this up pretty soon. They also confirmed another suspicion of mine; that Tate is Constance’s perfect son.

Speaking of Constance (Jessica Lange) she seems to have softened up a bit in the wake of Addie’s death. Her conversation with Violet was downright maternal and dare I say the two bonded. She did reveal to Violet the truth about who Tate is but there was no mention made of this notorious Westerfield High massacre. I suspect we’ll learn more about that in the coming weeks. I did think the obvious reference to the Columbine massacre was unnecessary though. No need to beat us over the head with it.

American Horror Story has managed to keep me on board for another week but it is teetering dangerously close to falling apart under all the weight of the plot. I did enjoy seeing Chad (Zachary Quinto) again and thought his comment about feeling forever trapped in a house he’ll never be satisfied with was very telling. Moria (Frances Conroy) confirmed his fears as the ghosts that haunt the Harmon’s house all returned at sunrise.

REVIEW: American Horror Story “Halloween Part 1″

I guess someone at FX heard my cries last week because “Halloween Part 1″ was the best episode of American Horror Story yet. I still think the show has a bit of a focus problem but it seems to finding a groove. Figures it would get really good a week before DirecTV is threatening to drop FX completely due to some asshat money dispute but I have my fingers crossed all will be resolved.

This week gave us the juicy backstory of Chad (Zachary Quinto) and Patrick (Teddy Sears), the fabulously gay and bitter previous owners of this little slice of suburban paradise who according to the realtor died in a gruesome murder/suicide in the basement. Turns out she lied, or was misinformed, or was just trying to get the damn house sold because the truth was the gimp in the vinyl suit killed them both, probably in order to get them to stop bickering about pumpkins carved with the faces of dead French aristocrats. Chad got his neck broken while involuntarily bobbing for apples and Patrick died in a way yet to be revealed. I’m sure we’ll get back to that eventually.

Back in present day the Harmons are still trying to sell the place and having no luck. This seems to be a theme with owners of this house. The realtor suggest they bring in someone to help them stage the place and she has just the pair of gays to do it; Patrick and Chad! So what if they are dead. Real style cannot be contained by planes of existence or afterlives and Vivien (Connie Britton) is all to happy to let them loose. Shame that our undead design team has other motives involving oral sex and subliminally planted seeds of doubt. While Patrick is distracted trying to get into Ben’s (Dylan McDermott) pants upstairs Chad waxes poetic about creative ways to catch someone cheating. You could see the gears in Viv’s brain just clicking away since she hasn’t trusted Ben at all since his little incident back in Boston. And to add to Ben’s problems Larry the Burn guy (Denis O’Hare) is hanging around wanting payment for “services provided” in the form of dead Hayden, and Larry is not someone you want to ignore for very long.

Next door Addy (Jamie Brewer) is very excited about Halloween and wants Violet (Taissa Farmiga) to help her dress up as a pretty girl for trick or treating. Violet obliges by painting the poor girl up like a two-dollar whore. When Constance (Jessica Lange) gets a look at her she nixes the idea immediately since Addy isn’t and never will be pretty and comments that Violet “has another cupcake coming” if she doesn’t keep her nose out of their business. Violet is too distracted by Tate (Evan Peters) to care though, and who wouldn’t be? He’s cute, troubled and dangerous…just what every teen girl dreams of. He shows up in the basement in the gimp outfit (I’m still confused about this but I’ll keep quiet for now) and talks Violet into a session with the Ouija board. While they play he tells her more about Dr. Montgomery and his little abortion business.

We learned a little about Dr. Montgomery and his peach of a wife last week but Tate revealed the rest of the story including the origins of the “Infantata” that roams the basement murdering people. Naturally Violet doesn’t believe him but I think she will soon enough. Before she sends Tate on his way she asks if they can have a real date and he agrees. Ah young love.

Upstairs the Harmons are still preparing for Halloween with Chad and Patrick and Viv is pissed off, and not just because she’s stuck wearing a tacky Rite-Aid witch outfit. She has acted on Chad’s subtle suggestion that she check the phone bill and has discovered that Hayden has called her husband numerous times. She confronts Ben who of course can explain it away and assures her that “Hayden won’t be calling again” because you know, she’s dead and buried under the new gazebo thanks to Larry the Burn guy. Viv isn’t having any of it and wants Ben to move out. So naturally Hayden calls and eventually shows up at the door because she died on the property and if you die on the property you are forever doomed to haunt the place. Just ask Moira who spends most of her time bemoaning her fate but managed to find the will to visit her dying mother and release her from her pain, only to be faced with telling her she can’t cross over with her. Frances Conroy continues to act circles around everyone, but this is not news. She is a goddess.

As the trick or treating gets underway Constance has a change of heart and decides Addy can go dressed as a pretty girl after all, but only if she wears the creepiest and most hideous pretty girl mask anyone has ever worn ever. I don’t think Connie meant any harm by it though and it was nice to see that she does truly love the girl despite how she treats her. All this love and family bonding was wasted though because Addy is barely out the door before she gets run over in the street and killed. Constance tries to get her dead little girl back onto the Harmon’s property before she dies but it was too late and Addy has passed on for good.

Eventually Chad’s impeccable party planning skills are his undoing and he gets himself and his orally fixated boyfriend thrown out when he freaks out about some apples. I hated to see them go because I really enjoy Zachary Quinto so here is hoping he stops by for another visit since he is doomed to an afterlife of torture and regret. All the excitement caused by the gays sent poor Vivien to the ER with baby pains and the nurse on duty ends up fainting when she sees the baby’s image on the sonogram. What did she see exactly? We don’t know yet. We do know that while Ben and Viv were at the hospital the Gimp shows up and disappears with Violet. Was it Tate?

It was nice to get some explanation for some of the lingering questions I’ve had about the world Ryan and Brad have created here. I was very close to bailing on this show and I’m happy to say I’m back on board again, which means that if the Fx/DirecTV deal falls through I’m going to be a very sad panda next Wednesday. If you can, tune into FX Wednesday at 10pm to check out “Halloween Part 2″. I’m sure it will be a scream. Oh, and yes that was two skeletons having engaged in some surprise buttsex on the Harmon’s front lawn.

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