Funny

February 11, 2012

Russians are Hot and Cold for Katy Perry

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In what may be the highlight of my week, a friend of mine on Facebook found this little nugget of viral delight. There are no words that can sum up how hysterical this is. It actually makes me appreciate Katy Perry a bit. Just a bit.

Want to see some naked men?

(C) Vanity Fair

(C) Vanity Fair

I realize this picture is meant to be funny but I can’t even look at anyone else but Paul Rudd!! OMG!! Vanity Fair made a parody of their famous cover (March 2006) with Tom Ford, Keira Knightley and Scarlet Johansson where the ladies donned their birthday suits.

(c) Vanity Fair

(c) Vanity Fair

I’m shocked though that this group of guys weren’t brave enough to really go bare ass for the cover!

Kristen Bell visits Craig Ferguson

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Kristen Bell visited with her buddy Craig Ferguson last night to promote her new movie, Fanboys. I’m glad they get on so well, we get to see her on all the time!  Kristen was just on in December for a Christmas special.

They chat about how Swedish people love melty cheese & wife swapping, her new favorite show the Tool Academy, her new movie she just wrapped work on entitled, Couples Retreat, fetishes, & her role in Fanboys.

Get ready to conclude Magic Week on the Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson with Kristen Bell being cut in half!

Click here for Part 2

Heidi Klum is fabulous….

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As if it isn’t enough that Heidi Klum is one of the most beautiful human beings on the Earth, but she is so fabulous at everything!  Heidi is funny, charitable, and can do the chicken dance.  There has to be something wrong with her right?!

Heidi visited with Ellen yesterday and you can tell that Heidi is just an all around amazing person.  And how about she has no clue who won the Superbowl?!  Don’t worry girl, I couldn’t care less about the game either!

The segment she does with Ellen doing fashion poses is hilarious! High five to Ellen sneaking in her kiss with Heidi at the end!

Flight of the Conchords Tour Date Announcement!

fotcToday is one of the best days of my life!!  I just saw the tour schedule for the “Flight of the Conchords ” and I am truly amazed that they are coming to Miami.  Only very mainstream acts come here. And as you can tell, I  am a HUGE fan of the show.

They may be going to your city also.  For the Florida dates Kristen Schaal (Mel) will be the opener, and Arj Barker (Dave) will be opening on quite a few nights.  Check out the schedule (as per Ticketmaster & their myspace page) below.

Too bad the Miami show is on a Tuesday, I wanted to wear my business socks.

U.S. Dates

04/06/09  Tampa Bay Perfomance Center, Tampa, Florida 8:00 p.m.

04/07/09  Bank United Center, Coral Gables, Florida  7:30 p.m.  (yay!) (Internet Presale Password: sugalumps)

04/08/09  New UCF Arena, Orlando, Florida  7:30 p.m.

04/10/09  Ryman Auditorium, Nashville, TN, 8:00 p.m.

04/11/09  Fabulous Fox Theater Atlanta, GA 8:00 p.m.

04/13/09  Dar Constitutional Hall, Washington, DC 7:30 p.m.

04/14/09  Radio City Music Hall, New York, NY 8:00 p.m.

04/17/09  Agganis Arena, Boston, MA 8:00 p.m.

04/19/09  Kent State Mac Center, Kent, OH 7:30 p.m.

04/24/09  Fox Theatre Detroit, Detroit, MI 8:00 p.m.

04/25/09  Indiana University Auditorium, Bloomington, IN 8:00 p.m.

04/28/09 Arie Crown Theater, Chicago, IL 7:30 p.m.

05/05/09 Nokia Theater, Grand Prairie, TX 7:30 p.m.

05/06/09  Jones Hall, Houston, TX 7:30 p.m.

05/14/09  Arlene Schnitzer Concert Hall, Portland, OR 7:30 p.m.

05/23/09  The Joint @ Hard Rock Hotel Las Vegas, NV 9:00 p.m.

05/25/09  Berkeley Community Theater, Berkeley, CA 6:00 p.m.

Canada Dates

04/21/09  Massey Hall, Toronto, ON  8:00 p.m.

04/22/09  Massey Hall, Toronto, ON 8:00 p.m.

05/10/09  The Centre in Vancouver for Performing Arts Vancouver, BC  7:30 p.m.

Brendan Fraser visits Jimmy Kimmel

Brendan Fraser visited with Jimmy Kimmel last night to promote his new movie, “Inkheart.” He chats about turning 40, “Journey to the Center of the Ass” in Japanese, traveling a lot as a child, being nude in Holland, french fries with mayonnaise, and being the inspiration for “Inkheart.”

I don’t know what is wrong with Brendan. He was talking kind of weird, I couldn’t understand half the stuff he was saying!?

Brad Pitt almost shows sausage!

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Yes guys, we were THIS close to seeing the whole package! Brad Pitt attended a photo call for his new movie, “The Curious Case of Benjamin Button” at the Bristol Hotel in Paris today. Poor Brad must have stopped for a tinkle and forgot to zip up his zipper!

No one noticed till all the pictures had already been taken. I bet Brad is glad he wore underpants today.

But how did he not feel a breeze?


Photo Cred: Fame Pictures